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Oscar Mayer Baloney Face Mask

  • Maybe just use actual Baloney?

    CLICK HERE to find it on Amazon


    Or maybe check out eBay. Oscar Mayer Bologna Hydrogel Sheet Face Mask.  Our bologna has a nickname and it’s B-E-A-U-T-Y. No, this sheet mask is not real bologna. Put it on your face, not your sandwich.  Witch Hazel Botanical and seaweed-derived ingredients protect and hydrate. Collagens lock in moisture and promote skin elasticity. Bologna-design induces unparalleled serotonin surges and a prolific amount of selfies.  Treat yo’self. Meat yo’self. Or better yet, give the gift of bologna bliss to others. Nothing says “I love you” like a slice of self-care.  Remember: You can’t spell delightful without deli.


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