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Bears Want to Kill You Survival Guide Book

  • Never trust a bear. Ever.

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    DID YOU KNOW BEARS NEVER DIE? There are many unknown facts about these fur-adorned mammals. Because the hard truths about bears can be difficult to process, society often shields itself from the realities of the true threat bears pose to mankind. Much as it took centuries for mankind to realize Earth was not at the center of the universe, it will take a long time for humans to realize that they are not at the top of the food chain.

    "Bears Want to Kill You wields a prescience that is both hilarious and terrifying, as Ethan Nicolle masterfully spells out the ursine demise that is coming to us all." -Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation, Axe Cop).


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