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Stupidiotic Black Bar Censor Bar Glasses


Be “UNSEEN” wearing these Stupidiotic Black Bar glasses. On their own, Black Bars appear to be ridiculously silly looking sunglasses. In a social setting, they instantly become the life of the party. Inhibitions fade away. You’re immediately popular with the “IN” crowd. Others will wonder if you’re famous or dangerous. Stupidiotic Black Bars look and photograph just like censor bars. Perfect for Bachelor Parties, Wedding Parties, Party Parties, Club-Hopping, Questionable Behavior, Risque Situations, Perp-Walks and Mug Shots. Let the paparazzi take their best shots. You’ll always be the talk of the town when you’re wearing Stupidiotic Black Bars. Great for web cams and MySpace photos.

Order yours HERE.

International fashion trend. Photo by David Lynch.
The naughty and nice girls from Titty Tops stopped by the Stupidiotic booth during the Erotic LA show. They certainly wear the Black Bar glasses well. Check out all their Titty Top stuff at www.tittytops.com
** IMPORTANT TO NOTE: This item is not to be used as protective eye wear and offers no UV protection. Black Bars offer no promise of anonymity and may draw unwanted attention (may we suggest medical attention). It is possible (quite probable) these will make you appear ridiculous. Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing Black Bars at night. Pants may be required (check local ordinances). Keep Black Bars away from children and humorless adults. Laugh at yourself (everyone else will be).




 
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