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Houseweird
Unusual things for your living space.
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Banana Bunker
The BananaBunker® protects your ‘nanners from bruising when you stuff ‘em in your backpack, lunch box or briefcase. |
Only $5.00

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Banana Clamp
Keep your cut banana butts from going all goo-ey. Just clip this Banana Clamp to the cut end of your leftover banana half. |
Only $4.00

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Banana Splitter
Put down the knife and back away from the banana. |
Only $4.00

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Blow Jobber
Save your eyebrows. This hand-crank air blower stokes hot coals and embers in BBQs, campfires and fireplaces. |
Only $12.00

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Boob Tube
The Kush Tube is specifically designed to fit between the breasts to maintain a more natural position while resting on your side. |
Only $20.00

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Cereal Machine
Finally! A way around those unruly cereal boxes. Take full control of your morning or late night cereal rations. |
Only $24.00

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Cereal on the Go
Tote your cereal, fruit, fresh milk or yogurt anywhere. Dual chambers separate liquids from solids. |
Only $8.00

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Comic Strip Bandages
Even super heroes get hurt sometimes. 24 assorted adhesive bandages with bold and colorful cartoon graphics. |
Only $5.00

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Cup Suckers
These things really suck. Really. |
Only $5.00

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Faucet Light
This faucet attachment thing automatically lights the water BLUE when you run cold water (or just turn the water on). |
Only $18.00

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Flush Light
See where you pee. This flush handle has a built-in night light to show the way. |
Only $18.00

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Fridge Locker
Keep your private food stash safe from the "Refrig-A-Raiders". Great for home, dorm or the office. |
Only $20.00

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Lighting Shower Head
Never jump in a cold shower again! LED lights change with water temperature. |
Only $50.00

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List Printer
Tired of the out-dated, old-fashioned pen and paper method of making shopping lists? Just tell this thing what you want and with the pre ... |
Only $80.00

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Motorized Cone
You have not enjoyed ice cream until you’ve eaten it with this motorized rotating ice cream cone thing. |
Only $10.00

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Pizza Clippers
Shear genius. It’s hard to improve the pizza eating experience - but this thing does. |
Only $20.00

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Pizza Fork
Myself, I eat pizza with my bare hands. There’s no need to bring anything between me and my pizza. |
Only $6.00

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SCAB-andages
Cover your nasty wound with and even nastier looking wound. Colorful and disgusting designs printed on sterile sealed adhesive bandages. |
Only $5.00

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Soda Pump
This Soda Pump thing keeps the fizz fizzy inside your open cans of soda. Just clip this on the top of your can, snap it shut and pump it up. |
Only $4.00

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Sogg-Stopper Cereal Bowl
No more soggy cereal. This "eat me crunchy" bowl has a shelf built inside to hold the cereal above the milk to keep it crunchy. |
Only $10.00

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Stab Man
Easily the coolest kitchen appliance ever. This unfortunate little man holds 5 knives in various slots on his body. |
Only $80.00

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Toothpaste Pet Cap
It is a lot easier to brush your teeth when you're smiling. Squeeze your toothpaste out of his mouth (No hair balls). |
Only $5.00

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Twirling Fork
Save yourself from the dangers of manually twirling your spaghetti noodles. |
Only $10.00

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Twist Topper
Designed to snap onto virtually all 12 and 16 ounce aluminum cans. Convert your ordinary can into a portable, re-closable “bottle”. |
Only $4.00

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Vibrating Shakers
If your limp wrist can’t shake a shaker, we have the solution for you - girly-man. |
Only $12.00

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Voo-Dude
This little Voo-Dude toothpick holder is a perfect companion for our Stupidiotic
Only $10.00

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WrenchWare
You never know when you may need a 7/16” wrench while eating dinner. Be prepared with the Wrenchware Set. |
Only $24.00

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