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Wacky Crap
Much of this stuff has no real reason to exist. But it does. So here it is.
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40oz. Cozy
No more paper-baggin’ your 40’s. Add a little touch of class and style to the next trailer park porch party. |
Only $12.00
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Anti-Ticket Donut
License, registration…and a Chocolate Donut. Keep this realistic donut inside your glove box. |
Only $12.00
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Bacon POP
What’s with all the BACON flavored stuff? At first it was a little funny. A little curious. But now they’re just adding bacon to anything. |
Only $4.00
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Beer on a Stick
Can’t handle your beer? Your drinking problems are solved with this thing. Keep your beer cold and your hands warm and dry. |
Only $5.00
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Bubble Gum Cocktail Wienies
Bite a little wienie. Get yourself a mini tin of cocktail wienie-shaped gum dogs. Each tin can contains sixteen bubble gum flavored wienies. |
Only $5.00
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Bullet Holes
Get all “gangsta” with these realistic bullet hole decals. |
Only $3.00
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Canned Oxygen
When the oxygen you’re breathing just ain’t enough, suck on a Big Ox. This can contains 93% oxygen-enriched air. |
Only $16.00
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Dehydrated Water
Now in a convenient pull-top can! Simply empty the contents of this can into one gallon of water. Stir thoroughly. Chill and serve. |
Only $5.00
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Doze Alarm
Hang this thing on your ear while driving drowsy and it will sound and alarming beep whenever you nod off (waking you up just in time to ... |
Only $8.00
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Emergency Clown Nose
Be prepared for you next ( inevitable ) awkward moment. This ready-to-use (red) foam clown nose in a jar will lighten the mood. |
Only $6.00
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F-Bomb
Sometimes you just gotta drop the “ F ” Bomb. Release some of that inner rage. |
Only $10.00
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Finger Flashlight
Shine a little light on whatever your working on. Simply strap this thing on your finger to better see what you’re picking or poking at. |
Only $2.00
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Handerpants
Sweaty hands? Hairy palms? Naked knuckles? Handerpants will handily have you covered. |
Only $12.00
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i Potty
Get your rock and your roll. A toilet paper docking station for your ipod. Some of the greatest ideas come while sitting on the pot. |
Only $88.00
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LED-eity Flashlight
No matter whose team you’re on, always carry one of these handy little LED flashlights to help light your way. |
Only $5.00
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Meatball Bubble Gum
Chewy meatball-shaped, bubble gum flavored gumballs. Ready to serve right out of the box. |
Only $4.00
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Mop Slippers
Aside from their fashionable design, these Mop Slippers also perform. Fashion AND function. |
Only $8.00
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Multi-Tector
Select one of the 6 different settings of the detector. (Let's say..."idiot") Now, wave the Multi-Tector in front of your friends. |
Only $8.00
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Penis Reduction Pills
Size matters. Here’s a not so subtle way to let others know about your big problem. Safety sealed bottle filled with colorful candy pills. |
Only $10.00
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Play-Doh Cologne
Finally! You can have that Play-Doh smell without having to stick a wad behind each ear. |
Only $24.00
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Roaster Reel
Just crank the handle to spin the extending fork around and ‘round. Evenly roasts either marshmallows or hotdogs safely away from the fire. |
Only $18.00
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Shtick Signs
Reach for these instead of your handgun. Express yourself with these 10 different hand signs ( 18 messages in all ). |
Only $16.00
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Silly Straw Glasses
These glasses really suck. Actually, YOU suck when you wear them. Not to say that you “suck” - like as in “you suck”. |
Only $5.00
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Slingshot Monkey
Hear this rabid little monkey scream its lungs out as he flies up to 50 feet. Stretch him out like a slingshot and send him flying. |
Only $6.00
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Stupidiotic Pills
Here’s a pill you didn’t know was needed for the problems you didn’t know you had. Multi-purpose sanity supplement. (fruity mint candy). |
Only $1.00
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Swiggies
Wrist watches are so yesterday. It's time for a quick swig (or 2). |
Only $10.00
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Throx Socks - A Pair and a Spare
We all know the mystery of the missing socks. Where do they go? Who knows. But now you can combat the curse with THROX socks. |
Only $10.00
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Underwear Repair Kit
Everything you need to keep your favorite pair of underwear near and dear to your derriere. |
Only $10.00
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Viag-Ring
There’s no need to fear... your boner is always near. The Viag-Ring is always on hand and ready for action. |
Only $5.00
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Whatever Wrap
Wrapping paper for any fucking occasion. The Stupidiotic ‘Happy Fucking Whatever’ wrapping paper covers it all. |
Only $4.00
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